Pinoy Knock knock jokes 2014

Knock! Knock!

Who's There?

Edu Manzano

Edu Manzano... Who?


I decided long ago...
Never to walk in Edu Manzano

(The Greatest Love Of All) 

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knock knock

who's there?

tatsulok bilog

tatsulok bilog who?

"hey tatsulok in your eyes, mas bilog sa first sight"
(to the tune of Gino Padilla's "Closer You and I")

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? GARLIC GARLICK ONION TOMATO PRINITONG TOMATO.
Garlic garlic onion tamato prinitong potato who?!
New yooooork.. Garlic garlic onion tamato prinitong potato .. now you’re in New york, New york.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? DALANDAN! 

Dalandan who?!
Thus the moonlight shine on Paris after the sun goes down.. if the Dalandan Bridge is falling wiill anybody hear a sound..

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? HITO! 

HITO who?
hito ako… basang basa sa ulaaaan..

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Chicken! Chicken who?
CHICKENya pa rin babalik sigaw ng damdamin
CHICKENya pa rin babalik bulong ng puso ko…..

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