Pinoy/Tagalog Pick Up Lines : Mga Lugar

Taga-Libya ka ba: Kasi I can never LIBYA, my love!

Taga-Uganda ka ba: Kasi UGANDA! 

Taga-Italy ka ba:Kasi gusto ko ITALY ka dito sa puso ko. 

Ikaw ba ay taga-Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan: Kasi hindi kita kayang sakTAN! 

Ikaw ba ay taga-Finland, Iceland, Ireland, Poland, Switzerland, Thailand: Kasi gusto ko sa puso mo ako mag-LAND.

French ka ba? Ikaw kasi ang ka-PARIS ng puso ko. 

Korean ka ba? I think your my SEOULmate. 

Czech ka ba? Czech na Czech ka kasi sa puso ko!

London Bridge ka ba? I want you to fall down on me.

Taga-Iloilo ka ba: Iloilo na ako kakaisip sayo.

Taga-Paranaque ka ba: Paranaquekita ko ata sa mukha mo ang magiging asawa ko.

Taga-Maynila ka ba: Maynilalaman ang puso ko, ikaw! 

Taga-Laguna ka ba: Crush lang kita dati. Ngayon maLaguna, mahal na kita, eh.! 

Taga-Malolos ka ba: Kasi sigurado ako na kapag tinitigan mo ako, MALOLOS in your eyes ako sayo. 

Taga-Pasay ka ba: Ikaw lang kasi ang nagpaPASAYa sa akin, eh.

Taga-Pasig ka? Ang laging nagpaPASIGla sakin?

Taga-Muntinlupa ka ba? Kasi nakakulong ka na dito...sa puso ko. 

Taga-Sulu ka ba? Ditu kasi sa pusu ku, SULU ka lang. 

Taga-Pampanga ka ba? Baka pwede namang humingi ng isang PAMPANGAnang kiss diyan, oh!

Ay, ewan! Basta ako, taga-Mandaluyong: Kasi BALIW NA BALIW NA AKO SAYO!

Pinoy Jokes : ano sa tagalog ang?

VIOLET - ung gusto mo pang bumuli ng isa.


CLEMENCY - Yan yung maasim na nilalagay mo sa pancit.


EFFORT - landingan ng Airplane


Korean Tea - Yan yung nawawala pag nag- brown out. Korean tea!


To Waiter - Isang uri ng social network site na pwede kang magfollow at mag-to wait. "To Waiter"

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goldilocks ka ba? kasi youre my one and only.

ang pagmamahalan natin parang BDO? kahit maraming humahadlang, WE FIND WAYS.

Centrum ka ba? kasi you make me complete.

NIDO ka ba? kasi you're my no. 1.

coca cola ka ba? kasi ikaw ang happiness ko.

sa mc do n lng ako para sabihan mo ko ng love ko to.

rexona ka ba? kasi i wont let you down.

meralco ka ba? kasi dahil sayo may liwanag ang buhay.

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Got to believe - Joaquin and Chichay Quotes

Ayoko ng mawala sa tabi mo. Malay mo, eto na pala ang huling sandali nating dalawa.." -Joaquin

"Pare pasensya na. May nagmamay-ari na ng puso niya." -Joaquin

"Wag mo akong maliitin, lalong-lalo wag mo akong huhusghan dahil hindi mo ako kilala." -Joaquin

"Pagmamahalang 'now and forever'.. " -Mama Bear

"Kahit magrebelde ang mga robots at tumigil ang ikot ng mundo hindi ako titigil na mahalin ka.." -Joaquin

"May mga bagay tayo na hindi natin nakikita, hanggang di natin pinaniniwalaan." -Chichay

"Mahal ko siya at wala akong gagawin para masktan siya, lalong lalo na ang paiyakin siya." -Joaquin

"Sasaktan ko yung taong walang ginawa kundi mahalin ako. Tinalikuran niya ang lahat para maging parte ng mundo ko" -Chichay

"Do you really think na ang love ay isang fairytale?" -Amanda

"Dumating na ang panahon mong magmahal at mahalin ng taong mahal mo." Lolo Isko

"Kahit yata tostado utak nun. Ikaw pa rin ang tinitibok ng puso niya" -Patricia

"May isang bagay na dapat wala kang options. LOVE." Ryan/Joaquin

"Paano ko ipapakilala ang taong nanakit sa kanya.." -Chichay

"Pinagtagpo talaga tayo ng Universe." -Ryan/Joaquin

"Walang imposible sa taong nagmamahal.." -Chichay

"Sana nandito ka rin. Sana kasama kita. Sana nakikita mo rin tong nakikita ko ngayon..." -Chichay
ipapakita mo sa kin yung mga planets, yung mga stars, at kung gano kalaki yung universe. At sabi mo pa nga, sasabihin mo sa kin ”Kita mo Chichay? Sa nilawak-lawak ng mundo, pinagtagpo pa rin tayong dalawa para sa isa’t isa.” Di ba best date ever?” I will never forget, Joaquin. - Chichay

“Si Ryan baka hindi, pero si Joaquin, oo. Nagawa mo yun. At tama ka, napakalaki ng kalawakan, pero lagi pa rin tayong pinagtatagpong dalawa. -Chichay

"Kung dumating ang panahon na magkita tayo. Sanamaunawaan mo ang desisyon ko.." -Chichay

"You're not just a very talented person. You're very very likeable." -Ryan/Joaquin

"Kahit nakakalimot ang isip, nakakaalala ang puso." -Ethel

"Kahit anong layo ko, may pagkakataong pinaglalapit kami ng tadhana." -Chichay

"Hindi nawawala ang moon. Hindi mo siya nakikita parati pero nandiyan lang siya.." -Chichay

"Parang ikaw, hindi ka pa rin sumusuko. Nasa puso't isipan mo pa rin siya." -Pedro

"Lintek na universe 'yan, kay lawak-lawak ng mundo diyan pa kayo nagkatagpo." -Papa Bear

"Sana kung nasaan ka man ngayon. maramdaman mo palagi ang pagamamahal ko na kailanman hindi mawawala.." -Chichay

"I'm sorry Alex but I think I'm attracted to Cristina." -Ryan/Joaquin

"Hindi naman po kasi yun ang kinakainis ko eh.. . Ayoko siyang umalis.." -Ryan/Joaquin

"Nag-init kasi ulo ko kay Cristina, kaya kay Alex ko naibuhos." -Ryan/Joaquin

"Wala akong alam sa art, pero 'yung nararamdaman ko, hindi ko gusto" -Ryan/Joaquin

"Dito siya dinala ng Universe.." -Chichay

"Wag 'paalam'. Kasi pag paalam Parang di na magkikita eh. Dapat 'hanggang sa muli'.. -Joaquin

Bride for Rent Movie memorable Quotes

"Commitment lasts forever."

"Hinala ko nga talaga na allergic ka pa sa words na commitment and forever."
"It's just that hindi lang talaga ako naniniwala sa ganyan."

"It was bound to happen."

"I'm sorry pare. I just realized how horrible your past relationships were."

"We are in this business of make-believe."

"Don't give us on up baby ang peg natin dito."

"Ang gwapo niya talaga pero di siya nakatingin sa akin."

"I am a woman of dignity, pride and integrity."

"I don't want a civil wedding. Marriage is sacred and I want a priest to officiate the wedding."

"I know my grandson. He does not believe in marriage."

"So sa madaling salita, mas kailangan mo ako."

"A happy wife means a happy life."

"Para kumonti ang problema natin, kailangan palagi akong masaya."

"Don't you dare fall in love with me."

"We have to hurry. Time is gold."

"I'm not a charity case. Wag mo akong tulungan."

"Sometimes the people you love the most... Those are the persons who would hurt you the most."

"That was the last time I heard him say please."

"My grandson is not a heartless monster. His heart was so just broken for such a long time. And my love won't mend it and I don't think it will ever heal."

"From what i just heard, you are now better than your dad."

"Kapag marunong kang magsorry, ikaw yung mas mabuting tao."

"Congratulations! You are now close to becoming a better person."

"People change. Malay mo mapaniwala na ako sa forever na yan."

"Kung ganun, simulan na ang paghahanap sa forever."

"There's a miracle going on."

"Meron kaming pangako na walang iwanan. Yung bang to love and to hold, in richness or poorer, xxx. Yun yata talaga ang secreto eh."

"When I saw Pia, I knew right that second, that she was the girl I'm going to marry."

"Tonight is a very special night. I hope you'll be proud of me."

"I could swear, love is just a game that children play. No more than a game. Til I met you, I never knew what love was. Til I met you, this feeling seems to grow everyday."

"Rocky, I have fallen in love with you. I am in love with you. But if we want this relationship to work, let us start with honesty. So I want to be honest with you now. Rocky, I love you. Can you love me too and never ever leave? Please?"

"It doesn't give you the right to play with my feeling."

"Sa lahat ng pagpapanggap, maniwala ka, minahal kita."

"This is the first time I believed into something real, that something can last forever. Yun pala, the joke was on me. Napaniwala mo ako na meron pang pwede pang magmahal sa akin ng ganito."

"I'm so sorry for all the stupid decisions I made."

"I love you too. So much."

"What is the secret to a long-lasting relationship?"
"The secret? Your lolo and I chose to love each other every waking day until the last day of his life."

"We just chose to believe in forever. So you see what we've learned? Forever is giving one another unlimited chances to love another every day."

"Just believe in love. Love and be loved. Love and forgive."

"Katanggap-tanggap ka kasi kaya mong tanggapin ang isang tulad ko. No more lies. No more script."

"Will you be my wife, for real?"
"Kahit hindi mo pa tinatanong, yes na yes. I'm so excited na."

"I love you, Rocco."
"I love you too Rocky, forever and ever."

"Eto na, Mr. and Mrs. Married for Real."

Starting Over Again Movie memorable Quotes

"I have a confession to make, the first time I saw you, hindi kita gusto. Parang may nagsasabi na isa kang malaking sakit sa ulo."


"Naniniwala ako na kung may gusto kang sabihin, dapat sabihin mo na."


"Happy Valentine's day sir! Next year, happy anniversary na yan ha."


"Sana balang araw ma-realize mo na I deserve this kind of love."


"But I also have to admit that even then, you have something special in you. You have that spirit."


"Sir please. You belong to me."


"If you insist, how can I resist?"


"Lalo mo akong pinahanga nung pinakita mo ang mundo mo. You are by far the bravest girl I've ever met."


"Sabi nga nila diba give love on Christmas day sir so give me love sir. Pero kung wala talaga, how do I unlove you?"


"Para sa akin, you don't need to look like Mama Mary for me to fall in love with you. I don't want to unlove you because I love you."


"More than three years and I thought we were good. Hindi ko lang alam kung bakit, kung pano, kung pano nag-simula. Ano ang nangyari sa ating dalawa?"


"I have decided to let you be and give you the space you need."


"I will do everything it takes to bring you back. I will never lose hope that we will have our second chance."


"Yun yung operative word. Tapos na yun. The end."


"Sanay naman akong iniiwan."


"There was a time pala na sabi niya na muntik na niya tayong balikan pero natatakot daw siya na hindi na natin siya tanggapin."


"I never thought life could be this exciting."


"I've always love how food preserves a memory."


"Bakit nga ba? Kasi ang tanga tanga mo. Apat na taon, wala ka man lang ginawa. Hindi mo man lang tinawagan. Hindi mo man lang sinulatan. Ma-pride ka kasi. Ang yabang mo!"


"Ang bagal mo kasi. Naunahan ka na. May iba na. May iba na."


"Kailangan na kitang idelete sa buhay ko."


"I won't ever lose hope."


"But that's it diba? She's just your ex."


"What you don't know won't hurt you."


"Ayoko matulad sa mga magulang ko na hindi nagkabalikan dahil lang sa pride."


"It's complicated. It's a recipe for disaster."


"No worries my friend. From now on, PSP. Past is past."


"It's the Marco I've always wanted you to be."


"Kung talagang mahal mo ako, dapat sinundan mo ako."
"Kung talagang mahal mo ako, dapat hindi mo ako iniwan."
"And I regret that everyday."
"Are you flirting with me?"
"Do you want me to?"


"No matter what happens, no matter how long, I won't lose hope."


"Do we still have a second chance? Naniniwala ka rin ba na our love story deserves a better ending?"


"Remember it's your dream."


"I deserve an explanation. I need an acceptable reason."
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"Dahil trinabaho ko yun. Dahil pinagpuyatan ko yan. I invested my time."


"Kailangan mong malaman kung bakit isang umaga, nagbago ang lahat. Bakit wala na siya. Bakit mag-isa ka nalang. Kailangan mo ng dahilan diba?"


"Anong karapatan mong hingin ang isang bagay na pinagdamot mong ibigay? I deserved an explanation. I deserved an acceptable reason."


"I almost died and everyday, I wish I'm dead."


"I was beginning to see my father in you. Talunan, mababa ang pangarap. Paano ko sasabihin sa'yo na unti-unti ng nawawala ang tiwala ko sa'yo."


"Kaibigan kita and I refuse to watch you kill yourself."


"Dahil nung iniwan mo si Marco, binigyan mo siya ng karapatan na mag-mahal ng iba."


"I'm sure Ginny will give me my space."


"Bakit ganun? Ang tanga-tanga natin."


"Uma-umaga sinasampal ko ang sarili ko. Sabi ko 'Ginny, edukada ka naman. May master's degree ka nga sa Barcelona eh. Hindi ka pinag-aral ng magulang ko para magpakatanga sa isang lalaki.'"


"Yang hope na yan. Lason yan. Parang drugs na nakaka-adik."
"Kung wala kasi nun, ang sakit. Sobrang sakit."


"Adik ka na naman sa pag-asa eh. Try mo na kaya lumaklak ng realidad?"


"Marco, there are three words I've been wanting to say to you for five years. I am sorry. I'm sorry dahil hindi ko kinaya na sabihin sa'yo ang totoo. Im sorry dahil iniwan kita. I'm sorry na nasaktan kita. I'm sorry kasi natakot ako. Im sorry for giving up on us."
"Sorry din kasi hindi ko nakita ang mga takot mo. Tsaka mga pangangailangan mo."
"Marco, what if ready na ko sa buhay na gusto mo? Ready na ako Marco. Ready na ako for you."


"I loved him first."
"And you let go of your chance."


"I saw it his eyes. I felt it when he touched me."


"Ours began in a most unexciting way, as friends. Now, our love may be quiet and boring but it is sure. With the right amount of trust and love, and even an allowance for mistake. I love him Ginny and in love, there is no fear."


"I was willing to wait... Kaya lang napagod ako. Napagod ang puso ko na maghintay, magtanong, magalit."


"Closure."
"Para maging buo tayo ulit."

"I can never unlove you, I just love you in a different way now."


"Sabihin mo sa akin, how do I unlove you?"


"Your timing is just perfect."